The Butcher, The Chef and The Swordsman

Violence + cooking. It just doesn't get any better. The Butcher, The Chef and The Swordsman.

Scott Pilgrim Trailer, recreated.

The Scott Pilgrim vs. The World trailer recreated with panels from the graphic novels.

Venture Bros. 4-II

Adult Swim has a trailer for the new season of Venture Bros. (If you're having trouble seeing it, try using Hotspot Shield).

Sharktopus Trailer

Sharktopus is now a film, but my heart is still with Bearsharktopus.

Alien vs. Ninja

400 years ago ninjas fought an alien, or possibly aliens. Alien vs. Ninja.

Nightmare Detective II

We could say something clever about "what things dreams are made of," but Nightmare Detective just doesn't lend itself to the cute. It looks like Nightmare Detective II doesn't either.

Knock, Knock

Who's there? Why it's the trailer for Let Me In, the American remake of Let The Right One In.

The RZA Directs

The Playlist has the first trailers for the RZA's first film, Wu-Tang vs. The Golden Phoenix.

Genre on TV: Fantasy, Zombies

HBO has a teaser up for George R.R. Martin's Game of Thrones.  Meanwhile, AMC has a clip up of actors learning to act like zombies for its upcoming The Walking Dead, based on Robert Kirkman's comic.

Silent Hill 8 Trailer

Silent Hill continues to trouble travelers in this trailer for Silent Hill 8. Seriously, a prison bus is about the only way anyone would go there now.

Quien es La Pantera Negra?

La Pantera Negra is on the prowl in this trailer for Iyari Werrta's stylish tribute to 1950s and 1960s Mexican films. Catsuits! Fedoras! Flying saucers! Suspenso! (via SF Signal).

The Lost Thing

Tor.com has a trailer for the animated version of Shaun Tan's children's book, The Lost Thing. There are both rivets and tentacles.

Distant Hours, Made of Paper

Andersen M Studio's have made an evocative gothic animated cut-paper short as a book trailer for The Distant Hours. Music by Mikkel H. Eriksen and the Instrument Studio.

LEGO Harry Potter Trailer

Gamers and Harry Potter fans rejoice! It's the LEGO Harry Potter trailer! (thanks, Dan!)

NYAFF 2010

The New York Asian Film Festival is coming up and actors Sammo Hung and Simon Yam will be in attending their films Kung Fu Chefs, Bodyguards and Assassins, Echoes of the Rainbow and Eastern Condors. But even if you can't make it, it's worth checking out the films and trailers for the Hong Kong/China and Korea/Thailand/Indonesia line-ups. Yes, Merantau will be playing. Plus, giant killer pig!

Batman XXX Trailers

Two Batman XXX trailers. Looks like the movie will have all the style and flair of the 1960s tv show, with nice production values, dutch angling, plus porn. Strangely, [SFW].

LEGO: Machete

Another version of the Machete trailer. This time, it's Lego.

Machete Trailer, Cinco de Mayo Edition

Happy Cinco de Mayo from Danny Trejo, Robert Rodriguez and Machete with this special edition trailer for Machete. Includes Cheech Marin, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Don Johnson and Steven Segal, plus special greetings for the state government of Arizona!

Learn to Write the Nicholas Sparks Way!

Learn to write the Nicholas Sparks way! The Nicholas Sparks formula is fully analyzed with multimedia illustrations in this fine comedic article.  Bonus: Nicholas Sparks quotes!
(via the Smart Bitches)

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter

Old Abe bears a terrible burden in the Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter book trailer.